Let the Malcontent Circus begin!

Get ready folks! The 2012 Democratic National Convention officially opens Tuesday in Charlotte. And by all indications, this one may actually have a lot more entertainment value than the GOP’s last week.
 
Send in the Clowns.. don’t bother, they’re here :roll:
 
Starting with the stellar speaker line-up.
 
Redictably, OWS has arrived on the scene. Still too busy protesting the “builders” to actually go out and become productive members of society ~
 

 
“Mr. Malaise,” former President Jimmy Carter, has wrapped up the video they’ll be screening in lieu of his personal appearance. After all, who better to endorse the 2nd most feckless president in recent American history?
 
The giant sand monument of the Narcissist-in-Chief is in place, although last minute repairs are underway after the sculpture sustained damage in yesterday’s rainstorm.
 

 
Sandra Fluke is all set to demonize the evil Republicans for threatening to cut off her free condom supply.
 
And no doubt Ms. Fluke will be attending the invitation-only “Sex, Politics, and Cocktails” soiree that Planned Parenthood is hosting on Tuesday night.
 
Code Pink, still jazzed from their antics at the GOP convention last week, joined a protest march through the Charlotte business district today.
 
Elizabeth Warren (Cherokee name: Fauxcahontas,) is included in the speaker line-up. Apparently she’s the warm-up act for Bill Clinton. It’s not yet known if she’ll be appearing in traditional Native American garb.
 
Oh, and on Friday, preliminaries included the “Islamic Jumah at the DNC,” an “official convention function,” at the DNC convention in Charlotte. The Religion of Peace invoking Allah’s blessing on Obama? Note the faded, tattered American flag worn as a keffiyeh, indicative of the Islamists’ total disrespect for the United States ~
 

 
Yessiree! The Dems are “Fired UP!” “ Ready to go!”
 
“FORWARD!”
 

 

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