Dear President Obama:

I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. Actually, it is a series of requests. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen…

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Thanks for the chuckles Mike! I actually stopped banging my head against the wall for a few minutes 😀