Mark Levin calls them drones. You know, the mindless ranks of Democrat voters, the ones who stumble to the polls election after election, never comparing, questioning or analyzing, just pulling the same lever for the donkey party ad infinitum… (maybe even after they’ve passed on…)
 
Inspired by our latest entertainment craze, Don Feder gives the creatures a different moniker; zombies. Considering the number of dead people found on national voter rolls, the designation is especially apt.
  

From the countless horror productions Hollywood has churned out in the last few years, we’ve learned that there are common traits shared by the all living dead. First and foremost ~

Zombies are one-dimensional characters.
 
What is a zombie but a brainless, soulless, maniacal eating-machine – staggering through the streets, slack-jawed and glassy-eyed, arms hanging loosely, looking for human flesh to devour? That’s the motivation, period. They are slow-moving and emit incoherent, guttural sounds. Their eating habits are disgusting (ripping flesh from victims, their mouths dripping blood and gore). And yet, despite their mindlessness, their mere numbers, ferocity and insatiable appetites make them a menace to mankind.
 
They’re also a different end-of-the world scenario. We’re destroyed not by melting ice caps, contagions that can’t be controlled or an alien invasion, but when humans turn into brain-dead, cannibalistic creatures bent only on destruction.
 
Much like Democratic voters.

Zombie Democrats are incapable of anything approaching reasoning. Rush Limbaugh calls them “low-information voters.” That’s generous. They are unable to process information that doesn’t fit preconceived notions – novel concepts like children do best when raised in two-parent households and no nation was ever attacked because it was too strong. Evidence is irrelevant. Logic is suspect.

 
By way of illustrating his point, Feder imagines a few futile attempts at communication with the species ~

You: “See, zombie, here’s a graph showing that as the marginal tax-rate increases, so too does unemployment.”
Zombie: “Arrrragh!” First he eats the graph; then he eats you.
 
You: “Now zombie, why do you think states and municipalities with stringent gun control have higher homicide rates than those with easier access to firearms?”
Zombie slobbers and shrieks.
 
You: “And, Zombie, why do amnesties always result in more illegal immigration?”
Zombie looks about for a midnight snack, preferably a Republican.
 
You: “Zombie, my friend, if Islam is indeed the religion of peace, why are the overwhelming majority of terrorist incidents, here and abroad, committed by serious Muslims: 9/11, the Ft Hood shootings, the Mumbai massacre, the Boston Marathon bombings, the machete-murder of a British soldier in London, the Nairobi shopping mall murders, the genocide of Christians in the Middle East?”
Zombie grunts and sways from side to side.

 
Included in the article is some helpful advice on dealing with the walking dead. For example ~
 
• Just as crosses, garlic and sunshine are protection against vampires, liberal zombies are repelled by the Tea Parties, Rush, Ted Cruz, FOX News, NRA members, Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, the U.S. Constitution, the American flag and the Bible. Try to keep one or more handy at all times.
 
• Like movie zombies, the liberal walking dead are easily distracted: “Look, there’s Eleanor Roosevelt!”
 
• Don’t try to convert zombies. You can’t reason with creatures who are brain-dead. When you see them run – fast and far. Do try to keep others from becoming people-eaters.

Read the whole piece HERE It’s a good one – and cleverly describes vast hoards of Democrat voters.